That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

Wow. President Bush mentioned me in his press conference just after the shoe incident-

"It's like driving down the street and have people not gesturing with all five fingers. "

One of my proudest moments was having his limo diverted just a few feet from me and giving that ass just gesture he mentions.

Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.

If you're a fan of Joss Whedon, superheroes, Buffy, Neil Patrick Harris, musicals, Firefly or any and all of the above then you really owe it to yourself to head over to Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and catch the free first act of Whedon's musical.

I wasn't expecting much but it's pretty entertaining, especially the music.

Mini-me, you complete me.

You may have seen excerpts from this letter from a marine officer in Iraq but the whole thing is pretty amazing. My favorite part-

Most Surreal Moment — Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. We had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels.

Are you kidding, baby? I put the "grrrr" in swinger, baby! Yeah!

If Josh Bolten keep's making comments like these I might not have to work so hard to come up with quotes to match the articles --

WASHINGTON -- It's time for the White House to go on offense and "get our mojo back." Josh Bolten said Sunday in his first interview since taking over as the president's chief of staff.

They never had any mojo to begin. They just pretended they did and the Press went along for the ride.

Here's a thought for getting this Presidency on track: competent policy rather than photo ops. Yeah, right. Fat chance.