I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.

My thoughts on last night's debate-

At times McCain came across like some sort of manic, egomaniacal, beardless garden gnome.

If there was one thing we all could agree on after the last debate that would improve McCain's performance it would be body language. I haven't the slightest doubt that McCain recieved tons of advice to not let his disdain for Obama show on camera. McCain ignored that advice (or couldn't control himself) as he was a full on dick once again.

When the original Star Trek was on the air William Shatner used to get jealous of all the fan mail Leonard Nimoy was recieving. He devised little things to draw attention to himself while the camera was rolling. His strange, stilted speech pattern was one of those things. Another was to have his back turned to the camera when they materialized on the transporter and then spin around quickly. That's what John McCain's weird behavior reminded me of.

McCain was even working the refs during the debate. When Obama was speaking you could see McCain gesturing to Brokaw in the background trying to get Brokaw to cut Obama off. Keep it classy, John.

One of the commentators on CBS after the debate said McCain "moved stiffly" around the stage. I believe the correct word is "doddered."

We often posit that people who are still undecided at this stage of the game are dumbasses. After listening to the comments of of the panel of regular undecided voters on CBS I would have to say we're underestimating their dumbassery. Morons, the lot of 'em.

Obama looked, acted and felt like the President of the United States.

Norman Bates' mother has been dead and buried in Greenlawn Cemetery for the past ten years!

"Hastert presses need for quick action in Foley case."

Also- he hoped congress would soon reach a resolution in the Clinton impeachment investigation, the Watergate scandal, the investigation into the Bay of Pigs fiasco and the congressional review of why the Japanese were able to take us by surprise at Pearl Harbor.

The man's on top of things.