A Scenes You'd Forgotten retread from over a year ago since I don't think many people saw this and I think it's funny.Scenes You'd Forgotten (or wished you had) Part 1: Rodent Napkin.
In the 80's fantasy flick "The Beastmaster" our hero played by the great thespian Marc Singer ends a speech rallying the people to fight off the shackles of their oppressors by wiping his face with a ferret. Apparently they're so oppressed they can't afford Brawny.

