Jesus, this guy's good!

Wow. McCain is 'reshaping' the GOP race.

So instead of this -

It will look like this -

Don't screw around with me Maverick.

I get why several candidates from both parties missed the Mukasey vote and I find it inexcusable in all cases but the one person who you would think would know better would be John McCain.

Apparently Maverick doesn't have a problem with torture. Go figure.

Just a walk in the park Kazansky.

So Maverick is now saying we were "misled" on the difficulty of the Iraq war.

I think one of the biggest mistakes we made was underestimating the size of the task and the sacrifices that would be required,” McCain said. “Stuff happens, mission accomplished, last throes, a few dead-enders. I’m just more familiar with those statements than anyone else because it grieves me so much that we had not told the American people how tough and difficult this task would be.

His "grief" might be a tad bit more believable if he hadn't spent the Presidential election humping George Bush's leg like Mini-Me.

That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

You wouldn't count me as one of the biggest fans of "South Park's" Trey Parker and Matt Stone (I'm not fond of faux-libertarianism i.e. "I'm an independent who likes George W. Bush") but this statement aimed at Tom Cruise for supposedly keeping the scientology episode from being rerun is pretty darn funny:

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

Via Americablog