I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!

I'm trying to figure out why these stimulus plan headlines are making me randy.

Oil rises after Bush stimulus plan.

Pelosi: Democrats welcome Bush's economic stimulus package.

Quick stimulus sought, but what kind?

Bush states position on stimulus plan

Bush to talk about size of stimulus plan: official.

What does Hillary Clinton think of Bush's stimulus package?

Clinton: Bush stimulus "falls short"

Oh no, girl you did NOT go there.