I wonder if when Bush leaves office someone will write a musical about him?(Don't the pretzel and beer stein dancers remind you of Ubermilf?)
(Yes, I godwined my own blog. Phhhttttt!)
It was a strange thing seeing the Vice President recieve a standing ovation yesterday after the week he'd had. It was matched by the surreal aspect of watching his victim, Harry Whitington, apologize for all the negative attention Cheney and his family enjoyed after the shooting. Fair enough. All Mr. Whitington had to take was a little bit of birdshot. That's nothing compared to the jokes of the likes of Jay Leno and whitheringly tough questions of Fox News' Brit Hume. Clearly Harry got the better part of the deal."We have somebody from Wyoming who made it to second-in-command, and that's a big deal for us," said Jim Kallgren, manager of the Snake River Pub & Grill, located a few blocks from the Capitol. "Because we get so many negative things [said] about us being so behind the times."
"Well, be smart about this: you might not like everything about your country, eh? It might not be the perfect place, but it's ours. You might think we don't have the best laws, but they're ours. The mountains might not be the prettiest ones or the tallest ones but they're ours. We're fighting for what's ours, men!"
"Okay , den, I fink I've worked this out. If people are groophar stupid, then we'll fight for groophar stupidity, 'cos it's our stupidity. And dat's good, yeah?
Several of the squad sat up in the dark, amazed at this.
"I realize I ought to know these things, but what does groophar mean?" said the voice of Maladict in the damp darkness.
"Ah, well... when, right a daddy troll an' a mummy troll--"
"Good, right, yes I think I've got it said Maladict."