Monday, June 23, 2008

Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.

>I got about fifty things I want to post about right now but very little time so instead I give you this cool link with which you can generate your own Star Wars intro.

I'm sure you guys can come up with something funny. Especially Dr. Zaius. Underpants Wars?

Here's one of mine...

UPDATE- In the time it took me to write this post, find a quote and a picture Lucasfilm sent a cease and desist and shut the website down.

They want to keep the crap content exclusive to themselves and the Bearded One himself.



M.Yu said...

Like Lucas does not have enough money...geeez

Fascists of fantasy

Bradda said...

Lucas eats baby turtles for breakfast.

Fran said...

WHAT NERVE!! Bastids, dirty bastids!

Arkonbey said...

He may have used up all his talent as a director, but still has mad skillz as an *

Randal Graves said...

Man, I hate Lucas. You never see the estate of the late John Vernon cracking down on the Dean here, do ya?

Lucas, just put the originals out on DVD in a flimsy cardboard box. I'll pay good money, and I knows you love the green.

Swinebread said...

That was sucktacular!

Don Snabulus said...

$tar War$

I just read over at that the RIAA is trying to get money out of radio stations for "pirating" music all these years.


Dean Wormer said...


fascists of fantasy indeed.


He eats baby turtles alive.


what's a "*"?


You never see the estate of the late John Vernon cracking down on the Dean here, do ya?

Shhh. His enormous estate has spies everywhere.




Creativity be damned. I hate those fuckers.

mwb said...

Dean Wormer to Lucas Films: "This is not the website you are looking for."

Whoops now I'm in trouble too!

Arkonbey said...

* = a__hole . Got that from Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Dr. Zaius said...

What do you expect from a guy with such a stupid haricut?