Wednesday, April 23, 2008

That man can be domesticated.

It's beginning to look like the rule of Zaius may start early- "Florida monkeys revolt, citizens remain calm."

I, for one, welcome our new Patas overlords.


Spirula said...

Florida monkeys revolt, citizens remain calm

Adding to the confusion is the difficulty in distiquishing citzens of Florida from escaped monkeys.

At least they are not having to deal with Revolting Cocks.

Don Snabulus said...

Go Monkeys! They could rule Florida better than the current governor.

Spirula said...

By the way, here is what our legislators are fussing about in a time of major budget deficits, record home foreclosures (in this state), cuts in both primary and secondary education.


Oh, and here's a nice little gem that will insure a lawsuit. 'Cause we can afford to shell out $1 million or so just like Dover.

This state truly is America's weiner.

Dean Wormer said...


Great band. That quote reminds me of boot camp. That is- if I was ever in the military.


They fling poo just like real politicians.


The headline is hysterical- Senate Bill Would Snip Faux Testicles On Vehicle Bumpers

If the state was smart it would co-opt the image and sell it on license plates.

As for the other bill on evolution - OMFG!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Best news ever!

Dr. Zaius said...

Aha! Another sign of the coming Apeocolypse!

Dean Wormer said...


Best news for you!


All I can ask is that you please rule with a furry velvet glove instead of an furry iron fist.

pissed off patricia said...

Tell them all to go to Tallahassee, they would have to do a better job than is being done now.

Dean Wormer said...


From what I read of Tallahassee are you sure they're not already in charge?

Randal Graves said...

This doesn't mean the brain experimentation is going to start, is it?

Dean Wormer said...


Not sure you need to worry about that. :)

Swinebread said...

sound familiar

Swinebread said...

sound familiar