Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I know. I also know that anyone who disputes the verdict of an Inquisitor is guilty of heresy.

The great thing about despising the League of Morality Poobas & Religious Whiners that seem to be everywhere these days is there are so many different ways that we lesser angels can stick it to the man. Whether you're driving them bonkers by insisting on using the phrase "Happy Holidays," or spending a few hours refreshing your children's understanding of the science of evolution you're really spending very little effort or energy in the pursuit of driving the Ratzingers, Dobsons, O'Reillys and Donohues of the world absolutely bonkers.

Personally I plan on doing my part this holiday season by taking my kids to see the film "The Golden Compass" which opens this weekend. The protests/ calls for boycott by the "Catholic League" make it THE film to catch for those of us who A) recognize Bill Donohue is a crazy son-of-a-bitch and B) recognize that our children's moral upbringing doesn't hinge on the vigorous application of dogmatic religion. Apparently we aren't alone in that last observation. There are even some Catholics who recognize this as relected in this review of "The Golden Compass."


I want my children to understand that human beings and institutions are fallible. That sometimes those who claim moral authority can traffic in corruption and abuse. I want them to be angry at every wrong perpetuated in the name of God. To question authority. To be feisty troublemakers for positive change. I've told my daughters that no one knows for certain that there's a God or a heaven. I always thought that was the beauty of faith -- that it rests on our willingness to believe in the things we can't prove, to consider, when we look up at the stars or contemplate the elegance of a DNA sequence, the possibility of a higher architecture. I hope that my daughters will find contentment and community in their religion. But I would rather they grow up to be kind, generous unbelievers than sanctimonious, blindly dogmatic Christians.

Amen to that last sentence and pass the popcorn. I'm going to the movies.

6 comments:

ladybug said...

Hey, got a "Golden Oldie" for ya....

Remember the old 50's musical "7 Brides for 7 Brothers"?

Basically a bunch of redneck yahoos catch/hold hostage 7 women on some hillbilly mountaintop one winter and they end up all "happily" married in the spring...

My grandfather, (the one who died) when he saw this film "approved" by the Catholic League...was disgusted...."So 7 men raping 7 young women, as long as it's all prettied up is ok...but "On the Water Front" [the one w/Marlon Brando about labor relations] is condemned for violence and anti-social messages?"

They didn't pay much attention to the Cathlolic league where movies were concerned...

Dean Wormer said...

That story is awesome!

Your grandfather sounds like a smart guy.

7 Brides really is twisted, though.

Don Snabulus said...

People love stuff the The Golden Compass and Harry Potter. The wackos just dig a bigger hole when they try to fight stuff that captures the imagination.

Let them dig.

Dean Wormer said...

I know you're right. I just want to hand them a shovel.

Swinebread said...

What you are saying is true but that doesn't mean that The Golden Compass will be a good movie and that's what I really care about.

Dean Wormer said...

What you are saying is true but that doesn't mean that The Golden Compass will be a good movie and that's what I really care about.

True, but I'm going to get evil pleasure out of just buying the tickets.