Wednesday, November 08, 2006

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

I was able to contact my Farber graduate White House mole last night to gleen some of the reaction to the election from the principle players-

President Bush "Just like the last election I earned political capital last night. In this case it's what I call 'deficit political capital." I intend to spend it."

Donald Rumsfeld "Goodness gracious, gee golly wilikers."

Dick Cheney "Unfortunately tonight the American people decided to join our enemies and, through their reckless actions in the ballot box, provide the terrorists with a key to our house. A major city will now be hit."

Rush Limbaugh "Folks, if it weren't for Democrats we would have won this election."

Secretary Rice "I called the Iraqi ambassador to express to him that our policy towards his country would not change as a result of this vote and unfortunately he could not stop laughing."


Don Snabulus said...

Former Rep. Foley: Hey Billy, does getting beaten soundly by the Democrats make you horny?

Rush's Housekeeper: I'd better call up the Doc for some extra "medicine" for a while or Mr. Rush will be inconsolable. I may not be able to get him home from Nicaragua for weeks.

Bill Bennett: Crap, I lost 50 grand on that stupid election. I swear I'll never gamble again.

Tweakin' Haggard: Those Democrats are so...MANLY! Must resist! Must resist!

Overdroid said...

Tony Blair: "By Jove I think I'm in trouble."


Dean Wormer said...

Nice guys! I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

Anonymous said...

This was a great election but now we get to see if the Dems have any cajones. I have my doubts...

Dean Wormer said...

I have my doubts...

Yep. But at least we can stop digging the hole, even if we don't get it filled in properly.