Friday, January 30, 2009

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.

If you could help me out here I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm trying to decide which of these nasty Delta House dweebs I should put on Triple Secret Probation. Which of them do you think is most deserving of my Foot of Rghteousness?

A) Pope "Ratzy" Benedict who decided this week that it would be a good idea to un-excommunicate ("recommunicate?") the clergy of a right wing sect famous for holocaust denial. It occurs to me that when you've faced criticism for dabbling in the Hitler Youth as boy this might not be the best decision to make. What's next? Jackboots for the Swiss Guard?

B) J.J. "Mugato" Abrams who opted to ruin one of the suprises of his new "Star Trek" movie in spoiling the fact there will be a cameo by one of our little, furry buddies from the original show. He also chose to prove that he not only doesn't get Star Trek, but seems lost when it comes to the great movie "Galaxy Quest" as well when he told an interviewer that GQ "...completely mocks the paradigm in its entirety." Not exactly, J.J.

C) Barack "Hoops" Obama who called Wall Street bonuses "shameful" but to this point has acted as if he has no power to do anything about it. Tie any additonal TARP funds to the condition those executive bonuses are returned and for God's sakes nationalize those financial institutions. Their executives are morons. It's not like we couldn't put chimpanzees in those boardrooms with the same results.

I hate those guys.


ladybug said...

I say "A"...the Opus-Dei radical right throwbacks have been throwing hissy fits since Vatican II...stuff like this gives other fundies hope of someone publicly recogizing their persecution complex.

Randal Graves said...

Can you come back, I'm doing the dishes!

Hmm. Normally, I'd automatically go after the Nazi stooge, but being an atheist, religious shenanigans don't directly affect me.

Abrams is a nut because Galaxy Quest simultaneously mocked AND praised.

Thus, Obama, because ragging on leaders is as Murkan as it gets, and this actually affects flesh and blood humans the most.

Anonymous said...

"Knowledge is Good."

I'm voting with Randall.



Overdroid said...

I feel like you might be missing a few people from your list, and thusly I decline to vote.

Lockwood said...

I'm with Overdroid, but given the choices listed, I have to go with Ratslinger, Rugfinger, whatever his freakin' name is. This needs to be a regular feature; like Overdroid says, it seems to me there are quite a few out there that deserve a sneaker of mass destuction up their patooties.

Don Snabulus said...

A. But they guy apologized. What more could the Pope ask of him?

B. It is just mindblowing that they named a tank after this guy.

C. That whole situation was fraud. Amazing how quiet the DOJ has been. I think Maddow is just a distraction from the facts, like hanging the whole energy price gouging on Ken Lay. This will be the largest robbery in American history. The Prez definitely needs to step up to the plate. So far, nothing.

ThoughtCriminal said...

Quit screwing around and expel the whole fraternity.

Dr. Zaius said...

It's a little early to complain about Obama. He hasn't even started a war yet.

pissed off patricia said...

Sorry, dean dude, but I have a long list of jerks and neither of these three are on that shit list. Bigger fish to fry, as they say.

Obama had nothing to do with the rules of the first tarp package, bush's money man did that deal.

Thomas Fummo said...

Pope Ratzula.
I hate that little shit.