In honor of Father's Day and because I'll be golfing with a buddy rather than posting come Sunday here are a few quotes from my favorite fictional dad-Homer: Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
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Bart: I want to be emancipated.Homer: Emancipated? Don't you like being a dude?
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Homer: Hey boy. Wanna play catch?Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grampa: I'll play catch with you.
Homer: Go home.
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Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
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Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin... but what good does *that* do me?
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Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
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Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.
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