Tuesday, January 27, 2009

If you are wise, you will listen to me.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Executive-privilege only gets you so far
It keeps you from bathing in feathers and tar
But it's immoral, illegal and wrong
To fire attorneys that don't sing your song

Just like that Nixon guy

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Spill what you know, you will go far
Conyers will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

8 comments:

Randal Graves said...

The suspense is terrible. Unlike Willy, I hope it won't last.

Lockwood said...

Dear God, I hope this doesn't mean Gates is the good-hearted little boy who inherits the chocolate factory.

Übermilf said...

(song from creepy paddleboat sequence)

The wheels of change are turning...
Karl Rove's stomach's churning...

Can his stalling
Stop them calling

Or will the Conyers keep on coming
And end the Bush administration's mumming?
Soon in prison they'll be slumming!
The lawyers keep on summing... summing... summing


AAAAAARGH!

Liberality said...

If justice is really and finally, FINALLY served I will be one happy camper!

Don Snabulus said...

What Liberality said.

Overdroid said...

One bad little president gone, one good little president left.

FranIAm said...

I usually don't listen to you, but I guess I am wise this time?

Dean Wormer said...

Randal-

If Rove is actually prosecuted I for contempt I just might have a heart attack.

Lockwood-

Don't forget the glass elevator.

Ubermilf-

I like your Wonka song better. :-)

Well done.

Liberality-

From your lips...

Don-

From yours and Liberality's lips...

Overdroid-

Ha! I've always thought of Bush as Veruca Salt.

Franiam-

Don't listen to me. Listen to the Oompa Loompas. They're the wise ones.