Showing posts with label The Dark Knight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Dark Knight. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again!

If I have to read another variation of the "Obama's tax cuts will only save me $14 bucks a week, big deal" meme I'm going to do that magic trick Heath Ledger uses in the "Dark Knight" on myself. Seriously. I have the pencil ready on my desk and everything.

Who the hell thinks $14 dollars a week won't help them out? Is everybody as rich as Paris Hilton? Or just conservatives?

I make a pretty good salary but even then I did some quick math and that money could mean a lot of good things for me. In a month that increased cash could do any of the following...


  • Fill up my gas tank twice.

  • Buy all the bread and milk on my grocery budget.

  • Pay for that oil change I've been putting off because I was short on cash.

  • Pay for one of #1Animefan's visits to her counselor since the insurance won't cover it.

  • Pay for my wife's medicine prescription.

I could go on but you get the idea. I wish these aspiring Mr. Howells who apparently light cigars with $100 dollar bills would just shut the hell up.