Randal may not like this news but the singular tunes of Barry Manilow are actually being used as punishment for young noise violators.Some may call being locked in a room for an hour listening to "Mandy" a sort of torture, but I'd call it simply "heaven."
(Although the Geneva Convention may apply if this occurs within the continental United States.)
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Oh, my! With such punishment, they're sure doing their best to avoid repeat offenders. I swear I'd die if I had to listen "Mandy" for an hour.
How dare they dirty the good name of America's premier songwriter! A pox and a curse upon these loveless authoritarians!
It would make a trippy detention when mixed with Psilocybin.
Ya know... I liked Mandy... when I was like 13 years old. Not so much anymore. This would definitely discourage me from repeat offenses.
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