Monday, November 24, 2008

I wouldn't do that. It's Thanksgiving.

If a piano plays in the forrest and there's nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

Mystery piano, abandoned deep in the woods, baffles Cape Cod police

HARWICH, Mass. - Harwich police have a musical mystery on their hands: Who left a piano in the middle of the woods? And why?

The Baldwin piano discovered in the Bells Neck woods appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench as if it had recently been played.

My theory: Lucy finally had it with Schroeder ignoring her romantic overtures and offed the poor boy.


ladybug said...

Lucy's always had a dark side....

Now what she REALLY needs is a dangerous sexy bad boy like Edward Cullen to set her straight!

Life As I Know It Now said...

if they didn't want that piano I would have taken it off their hands for free!

Fran said...

Dean Wormer- have you been to Massachusetts lately?

Don Snabulus said...

Remember that last piano moving thing we did, Dean? I feel a lot stronger now since it took a half dozen people to move the little thing in the article here.

Xylophone Abs!

Dean Wormer said...


I await your Twilight/ Peanuts crossover fiction.


Hey, yeah. A perfectly good piano thrown away.


If it had been me it would've been bagpipes.


Next time it comes to moving a piano I say we dissassemble the thing and reassemble it at it's destination. Then we can move it key by key.

Christian Zamora said...

Lucy always was the psycho. Now that she's all grown up, there's nothing that can stop her.

Ubermilf said...

You're all just scared of a strong, powerful woman.

It's not Lucy's fault Charlie Brown is stupid.

Christian Zamora said...

Übermilf is so darn right!

BAC said...

... or, it's the work of parents who someday want their child to play Carnegie Hall but just can't stand the practice!


Randal Graves said...

Schroeder wasn't scared of her, and look what happened.

Thomas Fummo said...

Great Beethoven's ghost!

Dean Wormer said...


I think that's true. You can see the lack of soul in her eyes.


Hmmpph. Charlie isn't stupid. He simply takes women at face value. A fatal mistake every time.


HA! That makes more sense.


True, but I'm now second guessing my Schroeder theory. For one thing he didn't play a real piano.


Thanks Perry, but doesn't the Daily Planet need you back in your office?