Okay, so I'm catching up on posts at BAC's place and she had this fun post linking to this blog Genderanalyzer so I think to myself "why not give it a shot?" The results-"We have strong indicators that http://deansoffice.blogspot.com/ is written by a woman (100%.)"
That's it. No ambiguity. No 50% woman, 50% man. The analyzer ran through my two years of postings and determined that I was unequivocally and without the slightest shadow of a doubt a member of the fairer sex.
BAC points out that the Jesus General flipped out over scoring only 72% on the manly scale. What am I supposed to think of my own score with that in mind?
In the first place I'm PLENTY macho. I watch football. I scratch myself and embarrass my wife in general. I rarely play with puppies unless they're really, really cute and I can't bring myself to sit through any film with the words "ya ya," "sisterhood" or "pants" in the title.
Then there's the silhouette they chose for me--
That's it. No ambiguity. No 50% woman, 50% man. The analyzer ran through my two years of postings and determined that I was unequivocally and without the slightest shadow of a doubt a member of the fairer sex.
BAC points out that the Jesus General flipped out over scoring only 72% on the manly scale. What am I supposed to think of my own score with that in mind?
In the first place I'm PLENTY macho. I watch football. I scratch myself and embarrass my wife in general. I rarely play with puppies unless they're really, really cute and I can't bring myself to sit through any film with the words "ya ya," "sisterhood" or "pants" in the title.
Then there's the silhouette they chose for me--
Doesn't exactly scream "man of action" now does it?
This is a more appropriate silhouette for me--
That's exactly how I look. Exactly. (Only take the muscles in the arms and legs and move them towards the middle.) Now, if you'll excuse me I have a screening of "Twilight" to get to. That Robert Pattinson is dreamy, don't you think? Harumph!
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I ran that same test in my blog and it granted me with 92% (or something close to it) of pure manhood. Considering I dwell a lot on the America's Next SuperModel contest I made up, I really don't understand how I got such a high score, lol.
On the other hand, there was a test about the value of blogs and I got 0 dollars. Reality is harsh, isn't it? :P
Comics,
That's hysterical. Reality is indeed a harsh mistress. Or something.
Look on the bright side: "Woman" is better than "pre-teen girl," isn't it?
I think I'd beat you at arm-wrestling, girlie.
Dean, I'd actually take your scoring as a compliment...also goes to show this man vs woman thing is total BS.
As in real people are usually more complicated...or INTERESTING than a computer analysis might indicate.
Gotta hear your thoughts on the Twilight thing...got some good reads for ya on it.
We guess http://hypatiaspeaks-hypatia.blogspot.com/ is written by a woman (58%), however it's quite gender neutral.
Hell Dean, that IS weird!
Ladybug AKA Hypatia..
Snabbyland is 68% man...Two farts and a pirouette.
I got 60%. Must be all the verse. Dean, you're like the internet Conan!
I did that quiz and it was 69% sure I was a guy! And the name of my blog is MauiGIRL's Meanderings. I don't think it was very accurate!
I got 60% male, which is 60% right. Most of the time when teaching, 60% is considered failing. On the other hand, what manly man wouldn't want to have a mammary or two avaiable whenever. But it uses "artificial intelligence;" it must be right.
I was 75% male and Sweet Enemy was 75% female.
I do wish I could see the model they used to come up with that garbage. Maybe it's because I use shorter words and sentence fragments and have many misspellings causes me to be mostly 'male'.
Lockwood: I had a friend, a crusty Wisconsin hunter, who once said if he had breasts, he'd never leave his room.
uber-
Look on the bright side: "Woman" is better than "pre-teen girl," isn't it?
Depends on whether you throw the Jonas Brothers into the mix.
Go ahead and rub in my total lack of masculinity with the arm wrestling jokes. :-)
Hypatia-
Truth be told I'm really not insulted but I do think it's funny. I spent last weekend alternating between hanging drywall and watching football for God's sakes.
On Twilight I'm probably the only one in the family not going ga-ga over it. Book was okay.
Ladybug-
Down the middle I can see. It's the 100% that I think is funny.
Don-
Two farts and a pirouette.
All of the prose, thought and tears shed towards discerning the difference between men and women through history and you boil it down to one simple sentence.
Randal-
Thanks, but by Conan do you mean the red-headed comedian? Because I don't consider him muy macho.
mauigirl-
Maybe the quiz is set up to mess with our heads.
Lockwood-
Manboobs are why George Castanza's dad invented the "Bro."
Arkonbee-
Me too. Perhaps more swearing and sports talk?
hey, better late than never here. I was very macho at 73% male. :)
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