Thursday, August 07, 2008

They'rrrrree back.

A Scenes You'd Forgotten retread from over a year ago since I don't think many people saw this and I think it's funny.

Scenes You'd Forgotten (or wished you had) Part 1: Rodent Napkin.

In the 80's fantasy flick "The Beastmaster" our hero played by the great thespian Marc Singer ends a speech rallying the people to fight off the shackles of their oppressors by wiping his face with a ferret. Apparently they're so oppressed they can't afford Brawny.


Randal Graves said...

I tried to forget that movie. I don't think we can be friends anymore.

And everyone knows that Mr. Singer's best work was in V, dammit.

Bradda said...

Tanya Roberts was in this if my memory serves me. Plus he was the OG Siegfried and Roy!

Dean Wormer said...

I tried to forget that movie. I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Ahh, but you admit you've seen it. I bet it's been more than once.

BTW- Singer's work in V was good but it pales next to his voice portrayal of the snappy Kirk Manlord in the Duck Dodgers animated series.

Dean Wormer said...


So true about the tiger which they spray-painted white and Tanya Roberts who they spray-painted tan.

Fran said...

He is smelling the goddam ferret. That's gross.

What do they use for toilet paper, dare I ask?


Don Snabulus said...


Chuck Bronson uses a porcupine (and goes from tail to nose).

Pilar Penobscot said...

Beastmaster, Kelly's Heroes, My Bodyguard = KPTV Sunday afternoons.

Beats Bumpity. But not Ramblin' Rod.

You do have a postage meter already? I wish I had franking privileges, you lucky dog.

Randal Graves said...

Of course I saw it. It was when my family and I were abducted by Latin American lefties. Negroponte himself rescued us from that optical torture.

don, ha!

Sue Carroll said...

Oh, Fran.

Dean Wormer said...






Bumpity maybe, but does it beat Monster Matinee?

Obviously you're from around here. Hmmmmm...


You sure it wasn't Stormin' John McCain himself that rescued you? I heard he was there.