Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I checked the engines. The warp drive, that's a hopeless pile of junk.

He warned them he couldn't push the engines any harder but they "dinna listen."

Scotty's atoms scattered in spaceship explosion.

If only he'd saved himself by putting himself in an endless transporter loop with pattern enhancers so there'd be no signal degradation...

Ahem.

(bop myself on head to end nerd loop)

How about that Brett Favre coming out of retirement?

13 comments:

Randal Graves said...

No, no, you have to reroute the tachyon beam through the engines, back into the phasers via the shields, change the pulse, then voilà! Instant outer space Scotty.

Who's Brett Favre?

enigma4ever said...

but is he really....I heard today that "negogiations " did go well...and then they showed his car pulling out of the parking lot....

( randall- you are kidding right?)

pissed off patricia said...

Brett has become the drama queen of sports. Jeez, get in or get out but please close the door.

Übermilf said...

I am at a loss for words.

DivaJood said...

SpaceX will not skip a beat in execution - do you pay extra for that?

As for Brett Farve, I love watching the Bears beat the Packers especially in Lamaugh Field.

Overdroid said...

I bet the rocket was built in China.

Pilar Penobscot said...

I've suffered three straight faIlures to launch while trying to haul ashes myself.

Bradda said...

How crazy is our country when we have so many poor and needy and you have The Packers offering millions of dollars to a guy to NOT play!

pissed off patricia said...

So not Brett is a Jet. Thank goodness that long national nightmare is over. ;)

Dean Wormer said...

randal-

I think he's a famous dungeonmaster at GenCon.

enigma-

Everybody knows Randal is a football maniac.

pop-

Exactly. Crap or get off the pot.

ubermilf-

I am at a loss for words.

At least you could type that. :)

divajood-

I'd blow them up on earth for half of whatever they're paying that space company.

Da bears.

overdroid-

Nice try. Good ol' USA. That's why it blew up.

pilar-

Nice! You realize that's what viagra is for, right?

bradda-

It is pretty screwed up what celebs and athaletes are paid. Even when you consider the shorter career because they kill their bodies it's still nuts.

pop-

Whew. Now the nightmare will be just Brett's as he joins an awful team.

But Madden is happy.

Pilar Penobscot said...

Viagra is for chumps. I just put a Dunn Carney on my arney.

Distributorcap said...

this is what happens when you eject the warp core near dilithium crystlas

Dean Wormer said...

pilar-

Who ARE you? You're freaking me out now. CB?

distributorcap-

I always get that backwards.