Friday, February 01, 2008

The penis is evil.

I'm extremely happy that I can jointly announce with my good friend Swinebread that hostilities in the Great Cheesy Video War have come to an end.

Families of both our great nations can now relax comfortable in the knowledge that no longer will they face the threat of Monkees in tanks, Pimp Shatners or dancing Adam Wests.

I would like to quickly observe that this peace would've left a better taste in my mouth had Swinebread not decided to serve Zardoz cocktails at the signing ceremony on the deck of the Faber Deathmobile. But that's water under the bridge.

In the off chance that any other blog take this peace as a sign of weakness and that my oblique whisper of "Walken" was nothing but an empty threat, I leave you with but a glimpse of the darkness which will descend upon them should anyone dare threaten my blog--


Swinebread said...

The war it over!

Zardoz the Musical Starring Christopher Walkin

Don Snabulus said...

I am glad you didn't need to drop that bomb. It would have rended the planet in 2!

Thomas Fummo said...

and to think... I was just watching A view to a kill...


Dr. Zaius said...

I love "Zardoz"! And not just because Charlotte Rampling was on it.

Dean Wormer said...


Hostilities have ceased... for now.

doctor smoke-

He's not such a great supervillain when he's playing a singing kitten in human form.


we were playing with fire.


For some reason the first time I read that I thought you had written Charles Durning instead of Charlotte Rampling. I was thinking "what, that guy from the Burt Reynolds sitcom?"