Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I'm king of the world!

In last night's State of the Union the President laid out an ambitious agenda as to what he plans to do in his last year in office...

Clear brush from the last 83 acres on his ranch. This will only require 200 days of vacation.

Give more backrubs to tense foreign leaders. Gordon Brown you are first on the list.

Enlist more celebrities in the GWOT, including his favorite actor.

Finally beat Cheney's grandkid at Candyland.

Visit the Alamo and recover his stolen bike from the basement.

Take on and defeat that bag of al qaeda pretzels.

Finish "Cliffs of Dover" on easy level of Guitar Hero 3.


Randal Graves said...

That Candyland picture is priceless.

Don Snabulus said...

Ah yes. The ranch he didn't have a year before his Presidential campaign. Pure horseshiat.

Westcoast Walker said...

Candyland is surprisingly hard, my four year old beats me repeatedly.

Great visuals by the way!

Dean Wormer said...

Thanks guys.

I don't even understand the rules to Candyland. Don't even get me started on Chutes and Ladders.

Thomas Fummo said...

these are formidable!

defeat a bag of pretzels...