Friday, October 26, 2007

They caught A shark, not THE shark. Big difference.

I've been trolling the college football boards after Boston college's lame win last night (neither team should've been Top 10 IMO) and I thought I'd pull out my little sports translator to clarify some of the comments made by fans --

"Defense wins championships" As do offenses. And Special Teams. The "defense wins" argument is usually advanced by teams with so-so quarterbacks who somehow pull out wins.

"Good teams find a way to win" translated this means" my team has an easy schedule which lets us go undefeated but I won't admit it."

"You want to play in the Big Show you got to win every game." The road to a Championship means scheduling powder puffs.

"Your conference (insert PAC 10, Big 12, SEC here) sucks." Translates to "I really don't watch any games by the teams in that conference but I just know that our conference is the toughest.

Playoffs. Please.

3 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

Good observations. Did you see in the stats that there is a B. Flutie playing for Boston College?

Interesting. Son maybe?

Dean Wormer said...

Don't think so. Although Ryan's being compared and there's some pretty ridiculous Heisman talk being thrown his way.

Anonymous said...

njkr459xq
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet
supreme outlet
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet
golden goose outlet