In the tradition of the FEMA presser from this week here's a short interview I did with myself.
Question: Have you always been this imposingly tall?
Wormer: No, when I was younger I was shorter.
Question: How about the rugged good looks?
Wormer: Unfortunately the Tom Selleck features are something I'm cursed with.
Question: With regards to your job- some classify you as a super-genius who will ultimately wind up running the company while others say your simply smarter than 98% of your coworkers and will wind up running the company. Which is it?
Wormer: My momma taught me modesty. I think the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
Question: Thanks for taking the time to answer these questions, and can I just say you're terrific?