The Dean's Office: Kidnap the Santa Claus, beat him with a stick.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Kidnap the Santa Claus, beat him with a stick.

5 comments:

Overdroid said...: Yay. Haaaaallllooowweeeen!; 3:04 PM
Dean Wormer said...: I got a rock.

(Actually the kids gave me all their hot candy.); 8:04 AM
Don Snabulus said...: Do you mean stolen candy or hot as in firey Jolly Ranchers?; 12:35 PM
Overdroid said...: Or sexy candy?; 12:51 PM
Dean Wormer said...: They gave me their Hot Tamales. They say it's they're favorite and they're giving it to me because they love me.

But I don't believe them.; 1:42 PM

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