Obligatory 1000 post critter pictures.1000 posts. That's a hell of a lot of bad grammar, poor spelling and improper punctuation. :)
NAME: Little Joe, AKA "Rasputin."
TURN ONS: Supergoat brand oats, wild blackberries, being scratched between the horns, pellet pooping wherever I please and staring at the two-leggers with my devil eyes.
TURN OFFS: Wasps, dogs, flooding in my pen and amorous hillbillies.
HOW I GOT HERE: A farmer gave me away.
QUOTE: "Feed me or die."
NAME: Mathilda
TURN ONS: Napping, sitting on the couch with Dean with my head on his shoulder, chasing my people's car across the highway.
TURN OFFS: Fireworks, thunder and amorous little dogs.
HOW I GOT HERE: I was adopted from the Humane Society after they caught me and my mom running wild through the park.
QUOTE: "It's all good."
NAME: Sheba
TURN ONS: A full bowl of dog food, my best friend #1Animefan and chasing my tail.
TURN OFFS: An empty dog food bowl, grouchy little dogs and having to go outside when it's cold.
HOW DID I GET HERE? I'm just staying temporarily while they find me a new home. Going on five years now.
QUOTE: "What? Hey, look there's something shiny."
NAME: Spike, AKA "CMD" (Chihuaha of Mass Destruction), "Little Devil," "Mini Monster," "Spikerdoodles."TURN ONS: Playing fetch with my red ball, push my red ball into the people's hand so they'll play fetch, finding my red ball after they've hidden it because I'm annoying them.
TURN OFFS: Being put in a cat carrier (it's so humiliating), having Dean take something out of my mouth that I'm not suppossed to have and my nails clipped.
HOW DID I GET HERE? They paid good money for me from a breeder. Suckers.
QUOTE: "Okay, you die and you walk away with a severe limp."
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Matilda is my fav, she doesn't bark (at least, not that I've heard), doesn't jump on you...she can hang with you, or do her own thing...she's really a cat!
A cat-dog!
I didn't realize that ran such a large zoo out yonder way! So many critters. Did the camera battery run out before you got to the Republican pen? ;-)
well, I think that qualifies officially as a menagerie. I you charged admission it'd be a zoo.Your pack predators seem to outnumber your herd herbivores. What does the Ungulate-American Union have to say about that?
I'm really wanting to get some chickens, myself.
I seem to insist on calling them 'chickums'. So much that I've gotten a chicken-wanting co-worker calling them chickums.
Rasputin is actually a space alien. You can tell by the eyes.
What? No chinchilla?
mmmm.... blackberries.
This is a nice relief; the "corporate nonsense" posts were making me fibrillate.
I like the goat. Does he practice butting heads with you?
//hell of a lot of bad grammar, poor spelling and improper punctuation. :)//
I dunno.... sounds like three things very near and dear to my heart! :)
1000 posts AND cute critters.
Well my life is now complete. Really- even with the bad grammar and punctuation!!
"Spikerdoodles?"
it sure is a dogs life
it's been a long hall Dean
glad to see all the animules are doing well.
hey maybe you can do a post on the pets that are not around any more someday
Wow ... 1000 posts! Love the pig, puppies and sheep, oh my!
BAC
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