1000 posts. That's a hell of a lot of bad grammar, poor spelling and improper punctuation. :)
NAME: Little Joe, AKA "Rasputin."
TURN ONS: Supergoat brand oats, wild blackberries, being scratched between the horns, pellet pooping wherever I please and staring at the two-leggers with my devil eyes.
TURN OFFS: Wasps, dogs, flooding in my pen and amorous hillbillies.
HOW I GOT HERE: A farmer gave me away.
QUOTE: "Feed me or die."
TURN ONS: Napping, sitting on the couch with Dean with my head on his shoulder, chasing my people's car across the highway.
TURN OFFS: Fireworks, thunder and amorous little dogs.
HOW I GOT HERE: I was adopted from the Humane Society after they caught me and my mom running wild through the park.
QUOTE: "It's all good."
TURN ONS: A full bowl of dog food, my best friend #1Animefan and chasing my tail.
TURN OFFS: An empty dog food bowl, grouchy little dogs and having to go outside when it's cold.
HOW DID I GET HERE? I'm just staying temporarily while they find me a new home. Going on five years now.
QUOTE: "What? Hey, look there's something shiny."
TURN ONS: Playing fetch with my red ball, push my red ball into the people's hand so they'll play fetch, finding my red ball after they've hidden it because I'm annoying them.
TURN OFFS: Being put in a cat carrier (it's so humiliating), having Dean take something out of my mouth that I'm not suppossed to have and my nails clipped.
HOW DID I GET HERE? They paid good money for me from a breeder. Suckers.
QUOTE: "Okay, you die and you walk away with a severe limp."