The EW list of the "17 Heavenly Bodies from Sci-Fi" has Tricia Helfner, Jeri Ryan and Billy Dee Williams of course, but they seem to have missed some of the biggest hotties from Sci-Fi...
1. C3PO
Why Sexy?
The first film robot to come out of the closet, C3PO is often lovingly referred to as the "Droid Rupert Everett."
Quote
"Would you like to join me in a nice oil bath?"
2. Dr. Zira
Why Sexy?
Are you kidding? Look at that bod. Some may say we're not even the same species. I would remind those people that apes and man are all descended from the same common ancestor... Robin Williams.
Quote
Dr. Zaius: "Would you like to see what I have in my pants for you my dear doctor Zira?"
Zira: "What do you think I will find in there, doctor?"
Dr. Zaius: "Your destiny."
3. Saint-Exmin
Why Sexy?
The last of the Valkyrie race she is attractive due to her superior intelligence and mediocre appearance.
Quote
"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down... "
4. Robby The Robot
Why Sexy?
He's the original hard-body.
Quote
Commander Adams: "A little KY Jelly, Robby?"
Robby: "I seldom use it myself. It promotes rust."
5. Horta
Why Sexy?
Not much to look at but a real wildcat under the covers. Apparently the Horta is into the rough stuff including whips, leather and chains.
Quote
Horta: "What do you want from your Master?"
(Whips Spock)
Spock: "Paaiiinnnnnnn!"
6. Face-Hugger
Why Sexy?
Face-Hugger is attractive to those who hate dating, foreplay, etc. and just want to get right to the fun stuff. Before you know it he'll have his tongue down your throat.
Quote
Ripley: "Hi, I'm Ripley. My cousin Angela arranged our date tonight. Hey, what the... MMmmfff."
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I'm not sure how, but I believe this post has irreparably harmed me.
I dunno, what about the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon 6?
...or the "Enki, the many-phallused gigolo of Pleasure Dome Industries?
Geez, man...
Funny. That's not a tongue the facehugger is putting down your throat though.
Hey Ladybug - be careful, Eccentrica Galumbits has been around a few space ports in her time, be a good frood and bring your towel!
Dean - I have a fascination with the Borg Queen from First Contact - she could assimilate me any day!
Lara Flynn Boyle? Come on, EWwww. You breathe and she vanishes without a trace.
Great choices but 0f course Zira should be #1.
But I would add Nomad and Jane Jetson
don
Mission accomplished.
Ladybug
I'm in geek shame for forgetting Adams.
OD
Ha! That's just gross. But the chest-bursting end to your life is not unlike regular dating.
Westcoast
She is hottie AND she had detachable limbs/ torso so the possibilities are endless...
randal
Agreed but, to be fair, she does look pretty good in her underwear in MIB2.
Swine
Nomad did have the shape of something that vaguely reminds one of sex.
And Jane Jetson was a babe.
Turanga Leela.
How dare you! Dr. Zira is a married woman! I would never say a thing like that to her in public.
thoughtcriminal-
Good call. Usually the only one-eyed women I'm attracted to have been in a bar fight.
Zaius-
When Cornelius' back is turned the cat's will play. Or something.
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