Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

Dick Cheney appeals for bipartisianship.

Mike Tyson appeals for sportsmanship.

Lindsey Lohan appeals for modesty.

Roger Corman appeals for quality film.

Jackie Collins appeals for elevated literature.

You get the idea.

(If you're not familiar with the scene this quote is from the line before this is "everybody should care about everybody else.")


Swinebread said...

Roger Corman in with Dick? Shame on you Dean!

Randal Graves said...

Yeah! Corman is so bad, he's good!

Let's replace that with, um,
Britney Spears appeals for motherhood.

Don Snabulus said...

The sad part is that on the issue of allowing illegal wiretapping, he will likely get bipartisanship. The Democrats will be complicit in helping this government cover up its crimes.

Please surprise me Democrats...please?

Dean Wormer said...

Sorry Swine. Perhaps I should've used Ed Wood. Or Britney/ motherhood as Randal suggested. :)


Looks like you're right by today's news. Dems are MIA on FISA.

Frederick said...

The only reason I could fathom for insisting on immunity in that bill would be...that you want a piece of it too.

Dean Wormer said...


Agreed. Absolutely sucks that immunity has been included.