Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Little people, why can't we all just get along?

UFO sighting + Texas = wacky hilarity.

"Several dozen people -- including a pilot, county constable and business owners -- say they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it."

Interesting. I'm sure the locals handled it with their usual sophisticated aplomb.

"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."

Because that's how Jesus will return to earth and begin the rapture - in a mile-wide flying saucer.

(Pictured: the King of Kings and his robot disciple Gort.)


Swinebread said...

It's been the end times for the last 2000 years... wake the fuck up people.

You ever notice that the Bible belt and Slave belt are the same belt?

Dr. Zaius said...

They should give up the belt and wear suspenders, like Larry King!

Gort wants to save your soul.

Dean Wormer said...


Plus the Nascar belt. All the same if you overlay maps.


Or Mork. He looked good in suspenders.