"Several dozen people -- including a pilot, county constable and business owners -- say they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it."
Interesting. I'm sure the locals handled it with their usual sophisticated aplomb.
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."
Because that's how Jesus will return to earth and begin the rapture - in a mile-wide flying saucer.
(Pictured: the King of Kings and his robot disciple Gort.)