Monday, June 05, 2006

You, Mr. Gordon. You didn't play fair! You cheated.

Puny speeding tickets mean nothing to me.

Take for instance the one I just got on the way to work. I politely thanked the officer and simply wrote the following in the margin:

"Under article four of the constitution and powers reserved to the executive ORS 1212 governing governance of traffic speed through municipalities shall not apply between milepost 14 and milepost 15 on Highway 26 in accordance with national security and the need to avoid more terrorist attacks like those of September the 11th."

6 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

Sounds like the cop was suspicious to me. He probably ought to be detained indefinitely just to be on the safe side. If he did turn out to be a terrorist, you wouldn't want to be remembered as the person who let him go, would you?

Dean Wormer said...

Yeah, good point.

If I can using a signing statement on a citation I can also detain somebody indefinetly.

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!

Uncle Jophus said...

I hear there's not much behind the curtain. ;)

Dean Wormer said...

I hear there's not much behind the curtain. ;)

Yeah, well I have a "Wizards do it with their wands" bumper sticker on my car that says differently.

Don Snabulus said...

Doh x 2!

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