Puny speeding tickets mean nothing to me.
Take for instance the one I just got on the way to work. I politely thanked the officer and simply wrote the following in the margin:
"Under article four of the constitution and powers reserved to the executive ORS 1212 governing governance of traffic speed through municipalities shall not apply between milepost 14 and milepost 15 on Highway 26 in accordance with national security and the need to avoid more terrorist attacks like those of September the 11th."
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