Happy St. Patrick's Day!
I'm a bit concerned because I'm peeing green but I haven't had any green beer yet.
I'll raise a pint to you anyway with my favorite Irish toast:
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
Cheers!
Dean
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Apparently that female leprechaun had gonorrhea. Sorry to hear it.
They're always after your lucky charms.
hope you had a great St. Patrick day!
Lucky Charms? I'll have some!
I'll probably die at 95 after having been shot at 42 by a jealous spouse who proceeded to keep me tied to the bed until she had to chop off my gangrenous limb without anesthesia via a two-dollar kitchen knife.
Ick!
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