Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me me.

Josh Marshall catches John McCain fitting himself for a halo with this campaign poster...



Josh doesn't know the half of it. I called a former Faber alumni who now works on the McCain campaign and he was able to slip me these earlier drafts of the photo in used that poster...




The McCainiacs nixed that last one because they felt it came too close to claiming McCain was actually God. McCain knows God, of course. They went to high school together. McCain was a sophomore when God was a senior.

Also- what's with the "Peace Is Born Of Wisdom" logo? McCain has demonstrated a propensity neither in his political career.

11 comments:

Randal Graves said...

y=mx+b

1/2*b*h

peace+wisdom=bombs

These are all simple mathematical equations, sir.

Don Snabulus said...

...and War is born of foolishness. Guess which one McCain chose.

Dean Wormer said...

randal-

Must be the new math my kids use.

don-

Do I just get the one guess?

Bradda said...

Don't worry, CBS will edit out the part where McCain says stupid ass shit...

FranIAm said...

What kind of fuckery is that???

Dean Wormer said...

bradda-

True.

franiam-

The worst kind of fuckery!

enigma4ever said...

McCain has his own special kind of fuckery ...it's on aisle 3 next to the applesauce that he spilled..

Dean Wormer said...

enigma-

I thought it was in front of the cottage cheese.

Freida Bee said...

Dean- References to Cindy McMuffin's thighs is uncalled for.

The fighter jets in the peace poster are making my brain hurt.

Dr. Zaius said...

That last picture does kind of confirm his age...

Dean Wormer said...

Too true!