Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I've never had anything to say about that long-winded jackanapes, but he sure does know a way how to start a war.



McCain Asserts Allied Invasion of Normandy Could Mean World War 2.

McCain Asserts Ending Sex Will Prevent Pregnant Woman From Giving Birth.

McCain Asserts Closing Barn Door Could Prevent Yesterday's Escaped Horse.

You get the idea.

7 comments:

Arkonbey said...

Nice twisted syllogistic trio.

I won't belittle your accomplishment by attempting my own(I will be exceptionally verbose, however).

Randal Graves said...

See, it's exactly this kind of straight talk that America needs!

Dean Wormer said...

Arkon-

Thanks. I'm glad I syllosismed well.

randal-

It certainly is. Or not.

Dr. Zaius said...

"McCain Asserts Ending Sex Will Prevent Pregnant Woman From Giving Birth."

Hmm... is time travel involved?

Dean Wormer said...

zaius-

I think you may have missed the point...

Don Snabulus said...

He needs somebody to Wake. Him. Up.

Dean Wormer said...

don-

Tee hee.