Thursday, February 21, 2008

That wasn't very nice, Ramsay!

On my list of the "Top 100 Celebrity Sex Tapes" I'd like to see Gene Simmons is oddly nowhere to be found. On the other hand he's number three on my list of the "Top 100 Celebrities That Would Creep Me Out Watching Do The Nasty." So I suppose this is an odd win somehow.

Update - Add John McCain to that last list. He'd be right at number 8 between Bea Arthur and Wil Ferrell.


Randal Graves said...

I'm sure there's a Love Gun or Kissin' Time or Deuce joke in there, but since, like you, the thought of Gene getting busy isn't appealing, I'll leave that up to those with a greater stomach for the grotesque.

Jess Wundrun said...

Simmons says that of the thousands and thousands of groupies he had sex with (he knows because he took polaroids of them all) he never did a drunk woman.

My question: how could you get busy him and not be drunk? Yuck.

Dean Wormer said...


At least he wasn't in the KISS makeup, at least by the picture in the article. I'm NOT watching that thing. No way, no how.


Apparently money and fame DO make you more attractive. That explains why I could never get a date when I was single.

Don Snabulus said...

Gene Simmons is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his mother.

(Mean, but it had to be said and he can always wipe his tears with $100 bills.)

Dean Wormer said...


I assume that's why they went with all the makeup...