Sunday, February 17, 2008

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

Okay fellow Obama supporters it's time to give up the charade. The fine investigative journalists over at Taylor Marsh's place have figured us out. The jig, as they say, is up.

Marsh and her team have put together airtight logic on this one. Since no reasonable person could compare the records of Senator Clinton and Senator Obama and come to the conclusion that Obama might make a marginally better President (even when it simply comes down to her vote for the war) then there has to be something else in play. Mass insanity? Religious fervor? Food poisoning?

None of the above. The answer is that we must be in some sort of cult or something.

Don't believe me? Check out some of the comments from this thread--
It's amazing to me the amount of stuff in the ether about the OC,AKA the Obama Cult. I think this CNN piece us just devastating. I can't imagine how someone in a small town in Wisconsin watching this won't get the willies at the OC weirdness, or as they say the "creepiness."
You cannot hide from us. We are the OC. We are legion.

At first when I did searches for Obama's Cult, there was little to be found. Every day, there is more and more on it.
I'll admit it's been a difficult task to shield our political subterfuge even as our movement was growing.

There is no Barack Obama -- just a chameleon who changes personalities to blend with his surroundings.

Not a chameleon so much as a toad...

A Hypnobomatoad.

Stare into the eyes of the Hypnobomatoad and --




Swinebread said...

Where does Obama stand on Xenu

Don Snabulus said...

Nice animation, did you do that?

This meme creation BS reminds me of Karl Rove tactics and also smacks of a circular firing squad effect on the Democratics side.

Hilary's strategists need to realize that Democrats aren't as easily mislead as some Republicans.

Randal Graves said...

I detest cultists of all stripes. Well, except that babely nymphomaniac one. That one was pretty damn fun.

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BAC said...

How funny.


Dean Wormer said...


Apparently Obama has a problem with Xenu. Competition and all...


circular firing squad is right.


You were in a nymphomanica cult? All the cults I've been in involved virgins. Hmmmm.



Jess Wundrun said...

I think you have to lick the toad to get the desired effect.

Hey, from a small town in Wisconsin - we are not all rubes. Some of us have even seen a black man in person. Sheesh.

Dean Wormer said...


Is "Lick the Toad" a Spinal Tap single?

Nobody said people from Wisconsin are rubes. Ouside of Madison, that is.

Dr. Zaius said...

Eek! Dude, you are scaring me!