Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Like an oil lease, you're easily disposable.

Still on vacation.

It seems easier to blog during working hours. Hmmm.

This is not a great record for the world to break and very bad news for everybody.

I'm personally worried that not only will society collapse but the Peak Oil disaster will force Overdroid to come live with us on our farm.



Swinebread said...

and me and the SO too.

Plus, now you will have to actually learn how to farm. I hear soy is good.

Dean Wormer said...

Yeah. All are welcome at Chez Dean. :)

Soy sounds good. If I could just afford those solar panels.

ladybug said...

Move over Swiney, we're ahead of you in line! I at least have some doggone pioneer skills, like cooking w/cast iron, canning, sewing and Snabby the Eagle Scout is handy in all manner of electronic ways (including rewiring a house if necessary...)

And we'll help w/the Solar Panel installation...Snabby's got all the info...

Maybe we'll all drive each other up the walls...but the kids'll have fun!

Don Snabulus said...

I plan on lurking in shadows and feasting on human flesh...and after that possibly reviving a small solar-powered line-of-site BBS station.

Don Snabulus said...

For those born after modems, BBSmeans bulletin board system.

Swinebread said...

Yeah, but I can shoot a gun so I'll be needed for guard duty

ladybug said...

Swinebread-I forgot about I guess your useful (insert begrudging "Arrgghh!" sound here...).

That's you and Snabby least when he's not "feasting on human flesh"...

Overdroid said...

And I can entertain you all with my acting skills. People will need lots of entertainment because they will be depressed all the time.

Also I'll bring Arkham Horror, and we can play it every night.

Dean Wormer said...

Well, we'll have to build a bunkhouse for our post-apocalyptic farm but y'all are welcome.

Just remember to keep the radioactive fox out of the two-headed chicken coup.

Ladybug- cooking is one thing but can you make a triangle ring afterwards to let everyone know supper's on?

don- I think Rachel Ray has some nice recipes for homo-sapien. Of course BBSs will rule. You'll be on top again!

Swine- I'm going to have to buy one of those things that the bullets come out of but we could use your survivalist skills.

Overdroid- acting schmacting. Can you juggle? Because I'm going to need to see lots of juggling to stay happy in a world that's collapsed from lack of oil.