Recognizing the importance of Christmas to al Whos in Whoville.
Whereas all the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lives just north of Whoville, does not.
Whereas the Grinch hates Christmas. The whole Christmas season.
Whereas the Grinch's shoes are too tight.
Whereas the Grinch's head is not screwed on right.
Whereas the Grinch's heart is too small by the power of two.
Whereas the Grinch was a mean one, a heel, as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel.
Whereas the three words that best describe the Grinch are "stink," "stank," "stunk."
Whereas the Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea to keep Christmas from coming.
Resolved, That the House of Representatives--
(1) Supports Christmas toys, and noise, noise, noise, noise.
(2) Enjoys Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast.
(3) Will ring bells and start singing.