Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Everybody out of here, everybody out! The Air Force will take care of these babies now.

Rudy Giuliani; crazy neocon whack-job or simply crazy whack-job? That seems to be the only real question.

"Suppose Hillary Clinton and John Edwards' new position was their position back then, that it was a mistake to take him out," Giuliani said, referring to former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. "Wouldn't we be dealing with Saddam Hussein becoming nuclear right now?

Saddam would become nuclear? He's been watching too much "Heroes." Apparently crazy Rudy thinks Saddam would start glowing and then BOOM, he would turn into a giant thermonuclear explosion.

On Iran, Giuliani criticized Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., also a candidate for president, for saying they would engage in diplomatic relations with Iran.

Obama or Clinton would actually negotiate instead of just blowing stuff up? Clearly they are insane and must be stopped.

"This is the world we live in. It's not this happy, romantic-like world where we'll negotiate with this one, or we'll negotiate with that one and there will be no preconditions, and we'll invite (Iranian President Mahmoud) Ahmadinejad to the White House, we'll invite Osama (bin Laden) to the White House," Giuliani said.

No, it's the world YOU live in. It's a world where the President can sprinkle magic pixie dust on the economy and it can fly. It's a world where John Rambo could actually go back and win the Vietnam war. It's a world where bunnies talk, all food tastes like ice cream and a flat-out certifiable nut-job like Rudy Giuliani could actually be elected President of the United States.

(I was working my way up through the decades on horror flicks but had to jump back to War of the Worlds since today is the anniversary of Orson Welles supreme punking of the U.S.)


Don Snabulus said...

Funny how the two worst candidates rose to the top of their respective polls. America is either hopelessly stupid or the polls are basically lies.

Anybody who thinks the same America whose 70% want to leave Iraq ASAP is the same America who wants the two candidates most likely to take us to war with Iran for even shakier reasons really needs to examine their powers of logic.

Giuliani's rhetoric should drop his polling by 50% immediately because it is so far divorced from reality, yet it doesn't...why?

Dean Wormer said...

It really is crazy.

The man is unhinged yet he'd treated as if he's a "serious" candidate.

There was a time when a man like Giuliani would've been mocked off the world stage.

I'd like to return to that time.

Swinebread said...

Giuliani has no chance in the general election. I just wish the Dems would put forward a good one.

Staceyyvyv said...

Giuliani has no chance in the general election. I just wish the Dems would put forward a good one.