Tuesday, September 04, 2007
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
So after he retires Bush plans on founding the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. He wants to call it the "Freedom Institute.” Left unsaid is the only freedom Bush would be qualified to speak on would have to be of the tampon variety. The actual concept of "freedom" is way beyond his limited presidential intellect.