Wednesday, September 05, 2007

I'm not a bad witch! I'm a good witch!

This story tickles me to no end.

"Wiccan Teacher Wins Lottery Jackpot

Tuesday September 4, 2007 7:31 PM

BALTIMORE (AP) - The Maryland Lottery on Tuesday validated a winning Mega Millions ticket purchased by an accountant who teaches the Wiccan religion.

Elwood ``Bunky'' Bartlett said he will take a lump sum cash payment. His quarter share of Friday's Mega Millions jackpot amounts to about $48.6 million, or $32.6 million after taxes. He took the cash option because he can invest the money better than anyone else, Bartlett said after a meeting with lottery officials at the agency's headquarters in Baltimore.

Bartlett, 40, of Dundalk, said his win will allow him to devote his time to teaching people about Wicca, a nature-based religion. He said he also wants to buy a big house with a pool, but he doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's or buying his clothes at Wal-Mart. "

This has to drive the Evangelicals absolutely bonkers. An evil witch was more worthy that all of the devout Christians that bought lottery tickets. (evil laugh)Moouuuhhahahahahahah!(/evil laugh)

6 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

I guess they didn't pray hard enough.

Swinebread said...

It drives me bonkers! I want that loot!

adam said...

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Swinebread said...

You gotta check out this Keith Olbermann clip here

ladybug said...

Love it! Hope he doesn't succumb to the "lottery curse" however...

Dean Wormer said...

Swine,

Thanks! Great clip.