Monday, September 10, 2007

Take a dispatch to General Sheridan. Despite overwhelming odds, a great victory was won here today.

Dear General Petraeus,

I understand that you just testified to congress that you need "more time" in Iraq.

No.

Now jog off you worthless, dishonorable jerk.

Sincerely,

America

3 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

(To the tune of Amadeus)

G Petraeus, G Petraeus,
G Petraeus, G Petraeus,
G Petraeus, G Petraeus,
Oh G Petraeus, G Petraeus,

ooooh, bite me G Petraeus!
ooooh, bite me G Petraeus!

Dean Wormer said...

I love that tune.

Swinebread said...

What a sap...