Friday, June 15, 2007

There, there. Shut up boy.

In honor of Father's Day and because I'll be golfing with a buddy rather than posting come Sunday here are a few quotes from my favorite fictional dad-

Homer: Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

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Bart: I want to be emancipated.

Homer: Emancipated? Don't you like being a dude?

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Homer: Hey boy. Wanna play catch?

Bart: No thanks dad.

Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.

Grampa: I'll play catch with you.

Homer: Go home.

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Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

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Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin... but what good does *that* do me?

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Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

5 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

I've always enjoyed...

Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Overdroid said...

Tastes like burning.

Dean Wormer said...

Don-

Love that one.

Don Snabulus said...

Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

That one was on tonight. The aliens took over Clinton and Dole and because of the 2 party system, America was forced to pick the "lesser evil" alien. A classic episode.

Dean Wormer said...

Don,

I'm going to look for that. We have a bunch of seasons on dvd. Kid's love em.