Monday, December 04, 2006

Kid's suck.

Do you have a child you particulary despise for whatever reason? Is their a toddler at whom the sound of his voice just makes you want to claw off your own ears? Well here's the perfect Christmas present for the little spawn of satan:

From the authors of "Help! Mom! There are liberals under my bed" comes another children's book which can serve as the equivalent of a literary lobotomy on any wee ones on your hate list.

If you want to ensure a certain child doesn't develop the cognitive skills to complete college, much less kindergarden, get them this book.

4 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

The sequel is called "The Tragic Droolbus"

Aaron said...

The "War on Christmas" is back! A sure sign that the right is running out of material.

Dean Wormer said...

They have us Aaron.

We may have to go "guerilla."

Lobbing "Happy Holidays!" from the bushes, burning down Christmas tree lots, that sort of thing.

Overdroid said...

As long as its not a civil war.