Friday, December 08, 2006

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

As if we needed another reason not to shop at Wal-Mart they've also joined the fray in Bill O'Reilly's "war on Christmas" nonsense.

“We, quite frankly, have learned a lesson from last year” and all of the threats of protest and bad publicity that arose from shunning “Merry Christmas” in the stores, Wal-Mart spokeswoman Linda Blakley told USA Today. “We’re not afraid to use the term ‘Merry Christmas.’ We’ll use it early, and we’ll use it often,” she said.

Apparently that "lesson" was that when the Right Wing throws themselves on the ground, kicking and screaming because you won't buy them a "real, live unicorn" that the thing to do is to give them what they want. Of course like most spoiled children all that'll do will be to enable them the next time they want something they can't have.

While I'm on the subject of Wal-Mart shame on the Salvation Army for allowing their charity to be featured so prominently in Wal Mart's holiday advertising. They're reputation as THE Christmas charity doesn't deserve to be sullied by association with the nation's leading corporate deadbeat.


Anonymous said...

Our local Wal Mart has no "Happy Winter Solstice" signs up. Clearly they're engaging in a War on the Winter Solstice. I'm going to get my fellow outraged pagans together and organize boycotts, letters to the editor ect. until Wal Mart realizes the errors of its ways. I'm sure Bill O'Reilly will have ny back.

Dean Wormer said...

I know you're joking about O'Reilly but he seems like a guy that's always looking for something to get outraged about so you never know...

He would probably just be on the other side.