You wouldn't count me as one of the biggest fans of "South Park's" Trey Parker and Matt Stone (I'm not fond of faux-libertarianism i.e. "I'm an independent who likes George W. Bush") but this statement aimed at Tom Cruise for supposedly keeping the scientology episode from being rerun is pretty darn funny:
So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"