Thursday, May 07, 2009

I haven't got a brain... only straw.

We have a lot of crows and jays out my way threatening our garden. Help me pick the theme for our scarecrow by voting on the options below or suggesting one of your own.

I'll post pictures of the completed scarecrow once we have it up.

Remember: it has to be SCARY.




Randal Graves said...

This guy. Duh.

Dean Wormer said...


Too scary for even me. I'd be afraid my Scarecrow would shoot me in the face.

Dr. Zaius said...

Glenn Beck. I'll bet that he even scares his own viewers.

Anonymous said...

Larry King

Ubermilf said...

Clearly, if you want to scare critters, the choice is B.

Arkonbey said...

Unless this is a talking scarecrow, I'll have to go with F. I mean, Sarah and Ms. CA aren't hard to look at; the scariness comes when their mouths are opened.

Lockwood said...

The thing that scares the bejeebus out of me about Palin is the possiblity that she might get real power. Beck, Cheney and Limbaugh have rhetorical power, but have to hope others act on their verbal diarrhea. The one I find really scary right now is Michelle Bachman.

Don Snabulus said...

The pig. All the others attract varmints.

Ricky Shambles said...

I'd go with the pig if the crows are Jewish. Otherwise Shepard Smith always scares the tar outta me.