Ladybug pointed me towards this post and dared me (dared me!) to disclose any man crushes I might secretly harbor.
Well, I'm man enough to admit when I find another somebody attractive, even if they happen to have a Schwanzstucker.
In his prime there was nobody better in Hollywood that could play a tightly coiled maniac like Gene. He has a unique ability to be able to portray menace, likability and lunacy all at the same time. What's not to like?
The Chin has a self-depreciating sense of humor. I'm a sucker for that sort of thing. Plus- he wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers. He may cut you in two with his chainsaw, but he won't kick you out of bed.
Something about the Little Tramp just makes me want to give him a hug and tell him it'll be alright.
Chuck is a bit like me- geeky with a dangerous side.
It was a toss-up between West and Shatner but I though Shatner would be too obvious. They have virtually the same acting style which is to say they can't act a lick, but what redeems them is they get that fact and run with it. They're in on the joke.
In real life Clint's not such a great guy just ask Sandra Locke, but The Man With No Name was about as studly as you could get. I'd love to share a poncho with that guy.