Friday, December 26, 2008

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Ladybug pointed me towards this post and dared me (dared me!) to disclose any man crushes I might secretly harbor.

Well, I'm man enough to admit when I find another somebody attractive, even if they happen to have a Schwanzstucker.

Gene Wilder

In his prime there was nobody better in Hollywood that could play a tightly coiled maniac like Gene. He has a unique ability to be able to portray menace, likability and lunacy all at the same time. What's not to like?

Bruce Campbell

The Chin has a self-depreciating sense of humor. I'm a sucker for that sort of thing. Plus- he wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers. He may cut you in two with his chainsaw, but he won't kick you out of bed.

Charlie Chaplin

Something about the Little Tramp just makes me want to give him a hug and tell him it'll be alright.

Zachary Levi

Chuck is a bit like me- geeky with a dangerous side.

Adam West

It was a toss-up between West and Shatner but I though Shatner would be too obvious. They have virtually the same acting style which is to say they can't act a lick, but what redeems them is they get that fact and run with it. They're in on the joke.

Clint Eastwood

In real life Clint's not such a great guy just ask Sandra Locke, but The Man With No Name was about as studly as you could get. I'd love to share a poncho with that guy.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

My current man crushes are on Keith Olbermann and Edward Norton in Fight Club.

Don Snabulus said...

I am glad you responded. I will not admit to any mancrushes, much to Ladybug's disappointment.

Anonymous said...

I'm the man-crushee not the man-crusher...

Just to clear that up.

Gore Vidol would be mine. I could listen to him rip into his targets for hours on end.



Thomas Fummo said...

Bruce Campbell and Bruce Willis.

Arkonbey said...

Jamie Bamber (man, both Sweet Enemy and I wish that I had his shoulders) and John Barrowman (or maybe his semi-twin Brendan Fraser).

I prefer the doing-stuff-with kinda guys to the talking-about-stuff-with kinda guys ;)

But, when it comes to Young Frakenstein, I had the most immense crush on Teri Garr. Dang.

(and how do you feel about Rob Downey Jr. as Chaplin?)

TF: got a thing for Bruces, eh? How's about Bruce Lee? Bruce Jenner?

Distributorcap said...

steve mcqueen in the great escape - only because i want to ride the motorcycle around the german countryside

Thomas Fummo said...

ark: hush you. tee-hee.

Fran said...

First of all - I love it - I totally LOVE it, makes-me-all-tingly-kind-of-love-it when you say schwanzstucker.

Say it again. Please. Pretty pretty please.

OK, I have composed myself (although still a bit tingly)...

Excellent choices here my man, most excellent.

And that you are geeky but with a dangerous side, we so knew that. And some of us so love that.

Schwanzstucker-geeky. Oh yea baby.

Ubermilf said...

I have tons of man crushes. What's the big deal?

Swinebread said...

Kermit the Frog

Randal Graves said...

I can't believe no one picked Commander Codpiece. Communists.

Arkonbey said...

SB: This Kermit?

ladybug said...

Well I can tell you Zachary Levi is sure popular among the teen girl squads...we even have dedicated "Chuck" viewing club which rotates between the member's households...

I'm surprised there's no Hugh Jackman...but that's not a man crush..just a regular ol' celebrity crush!

mwb said...

Bruce Campbell is in a category of his own. The fact that I went to a sold out talk/booksigning (packed a huge theater) and waited in a long line to get him to sign one of his books is proof.

The fact that I have more than one book of his - is best left undiscussed.

ladybug said...

PS, I forgot to say Bruce Campbell & Gen Wilder are some of my favs too..

Have you seen Burn Notice? Love the show..but haven' seen past the 1st season since we don't have cable anymore...

Christian Zamora said...

No crush on the 60's Robin? DARN!

enigma4ever said...

ahhhh Adam West and Clint....we know you guys have man crushes....see it is more manly for us to know....

( I am with Dcap...I would watch Steve McQueen all day.....yup.....and yeah, Keith O....sigh....)

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