Thursday, October 02, 2008

If you don't know then nobody knows but I know you know and you should know better.

We interupt our October horror film quotes for a Chrissy Snow update.

Sarah Palin will not win tonight's debate despite the bar being lowered so far it's currently burried at about six feet under.

In addition I would really wish guys online would stop referring to her as a "MILF." There is nothing milfy or in the least bit attractive about her. But then I'm attracted to smart women so there you are. Phhhtttt!

Then there's this bit of satire which sadly doesn't read as satire.

"In one part of the interview, I asked her what newspapers and magazines she read before being asked to be John McCain's running mate," Couric said. "And she couldn't name any. So again, I turned to the crew and I said, 'Hold it, guys,' and I went to the Governor privately and said, 'Governor Palin, did you not understand the question? I'm asking you to name some newspapers or magazines you read. You can't come up with any? I'm just trying to make sure you're clear and to give you a fair shake here.' And she said, 'Okay. Nightline? Is that a magazine?' I said, 'No, that's a television show.' She said, 'What about Lou Dobbs? Isn't that a newspaper?' And I said, 'No, that's a man. Lou Dobbs is a man.' And there wasn't much more I could do. I'm not a miracle worker."


9 comments:

Übermilf said...

I deeply appreciate you defending the MILF title.

Randal Graves said...

Smart is sexy. Unless you're Einstein. Come on, that dude was funny looking, right ladies?

Dean Wormer said...

No problem. If Palin wants that title she's going to have to take it from you - in the ring. I'm thinking cage match but that's up to you and your manager.

Dean Wormer said...

randal-

I think Einstein was kind of cute.

Don Snabulus said...

Does anybody remember anything about Lieberman debating Cheney? How about Edwards and Cheney? Heck, not only do I not remember a thing about those debates, I forgot Edwards was the VP candidate and I had to double check.

If it weren't for the tabloid value of Palin, most people would be watching My Name is Earl or something. Ladybug bought the Serenity DVD...maybe we'll watch that instead.

Dean Wormer said...

Don-

Watch Serenity. That movie is great. Better than anything happening tonight on the tv.

enigma4ever said...

Randall::
got new for ya....Albert was HOT...very..and the ladies loved him....sigh..

Anyways....great post...and Dean- hey- guess what - you know WHO that is in your photo ? right?
that is Gryphen of the Immoral Minority.....I love that sign too...makes me laugh everytime....

yup...am lieblogging it...

Freida Bee said...

I think Sarah is a MILK (a mother I'd like to kick).

Dean Wormer said...

enigma-

thanks for letting me know who that was. I stole it off of a fark thread.

freida-

Nice. :-)