Monday, September 15, 2008

I thought you said your dog does not bite.

People seem to think today's story dog dials 911 when his owner has a seizure is a happy one.
This leaves me to wonder if it's really such a great idea to teach your dog to dial emergency services. Your canine buddy is going to make that call...

...when you're late filling his dinner bowl.

...when the neighbor's cat is in your yard.

...when the female lab up the road is in heat.

...when a bird whistles within a hundred feet of your house.

...when you're trying to give him a bath.

See what I mean? Seems like a recipe for disaster.

5 comments:

Unconventional Conventionist said...

... when you're cleaning your bong.

Randal Graves said...

This is why I'm glad we have cats. Bastards would never think of doing such a thing, but we already anticipate such behavior.

ThoughtCriminal said...

If cats figure out guns, then we're all going to be dialing 9-1-1.

Sal Kilmister said...

I wish Peter Sellers was around now that we really need him.

Dean Wormer said...

unconventional-

I never clean mine. Or use a screen.

randal-

Cats wouldn't make the call themselves. They'd expect you to do it.

thoughtcriminal-

If cats were 50 feet tall we'd all be snacks.

sal-

I was just thinking something along those lines although I understand he was a real pill in real life.