Thanks Randal for the KickAss Blogger Award. It's so much sweeter than the award I won last year. When it comes to awards that have "ass" in the title it's much better to have "kick" rather than "suck" be the other part of the equation. You can quote me on that.There are people in this world that said I would never amount to anything and it's to them I address my acceptance speech-
You said I would never make anything of myself. You said I was doomed to a life of deep frying fast food and an empty apartment. You said that as a boy I looked like I was "beat hard by an ugly stick. " Well, do you think just ANYBODY can blog? Do you think just any Harry or Sally can start an account on blogger and get somebody to read it? Do you hear me mom and dad? I'm somebody! I kick major ass!
Watch me while I cut and paste the rules from Randal. Very few people on the intertubes know how to do that.1) Choose five other bloggers that you feel are "Kick Ass Bloggers"
2) Let them know that they have received an award.
3) Link back to both the person who awarded you and also to http://www.mammadawg.com/
4) Visit the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ to sign Mr. Linky and leave a comment. And don't forget your non-refundable deposit of $9.95 for your t-shirt. You should receive them in 6-8 weeks.
I'll tap...
Liberality because she wears her heart on her sleeve and I respect that. Unless it's a real heart. In that case; gross.
Jood because she's cool and writes nice things about Chihuahuas.
Fran because underneath that peaceful, Christian exterior we know there is an ass-kicker seething below the surface. Do NOT cross fran.
Enigma because she has a peaceful, walk on the beach type side and a Georgebushmustdieinafire type side.
Arkonbey because he understands the subtlety necessary to draw a vicious werewolf and
Overdroid just because he HATES being tagged.
Hmmm, that's six and I didn't even get to Swinebread who surely kicks ass in all sorts of ways.
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Do not make me come out to Portland to kick your ass!
Dean (blushing now) - you truly are too kind or perhaps just sleep deprived? Something?
Well no matter what the case, I thank you.
And if I do have to, I will come out there and kick your ass. I will do it however with great love!
Dude, if you give away the cut-n-paste secret than everyone will be doing it.
I've also always pegged Fran as one of those chicks who, while beating the bloody pulp out of you, smiles the whole time. Whether out of a naturally good nature or a blatantly sadistic side, I don't know.
If you tag Swinebread, then everyone will run around and possibly knock down stacks of comics and get buried. You remember what happened to Principal Skinner.
I'm going to stop before my comment gets longer than your post.
I'm using the precedent handed down from our President and ignoring your subpoena, wait. . . your tag. I'm also going to be ignoring that speeding ticket. And I think we should all ignore paying taxes next year. Rule of law? I don't think so.
Kick his ass, Fran! Kick his ass!
I thought I was the only paster out there...darn.
I am a Crow who has learned the arcane art of 'cut and paste' as well as the little html doodad thingy but I'm not as funny as you or randal. Congrats.
heh heh heh ;)
oh this is so funny...I had no idea...okay- well I think you got me right- that is for sure...and now I must get busy deciding WHO to reward...wonderful...an award with an ass.....( not like getting old worrying about Gravity and time bringing one's ass down....so what a nice reward....)
fran-
I wouldn't dream of it. It is reassuring to know that if you do have to kick my ass it will be with the best thoughts in mind.
randal-
I didn't tell them HOW to cut n'paste. I never even mentioned the right mouse button. D'oh!
If you tag Swinebread, then everyone will run around and possibly knock down stacks of comics and get buried.
I've been to his apartment. You have no idea how close you are to the truth and how jealous I am of his office (now a nursery.) Think Ray Bradbury's office from the start of his anthology show. It's that cool.
overdroid-
I'm shaking my tiny, helpless fist in your direction. Just like congress.
ubermilf-
Please don't egg her on. She's on a hair trigger.
don-
No, but you are the BEST at cutting and pasting.
susan-
It is a difficult skill. Especially for those of us who are so uncoordinated we regularly stick the mouse in our nose.
swine-
Only three "hehs?" I need to work harder.
enigma-
I know, I hate gravity. I used to be getting taller now I'm getting shorter. Stupid gravity.
You are too kind sir, too kind. I just love hanging out with the cool, no wait, geeky guys. They know how to cut and paste and if that ain't sumptin I don't know what is :)
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